Song of the day: Roy Orbison - Blue Angel (1961 )
'So this project is Polaroids of a Rex orange County vinyl in different parts of my garden, it has deep meaning behind it trust me, I'm thinking for my next shoot, I'll take photos of bruised knees, something like really raw you know?' No. No i do not.
Song of the day: Hiroshi Sato - Say Goodbye (1982 )
Song of the day: Men I Trust - Show Me How (2018 )
Will unequivocally swear to you that Tenacious D are the funniest thing on planet earth, while wiping the Subway footlong meatball marinara sauce from his bumfluff riddled chin.
Song of the day: Arctic Monkeys - 505 (Live, 2007 )
And the only toys this poor little bastard has is those weird wooden ones, you know what ones I'm talking about, usually made by a progressive Scandinavian company that let's the child 'decide what the block of wood is for themselves' fuck me.
'So I was like, what do you MEAN you haven't listened to Pacific Breeze: Japanese city pop & boogie (1976-1986 ) lol, I thought you 'loved' music. But that's when said she needed to use the bathroom and I heard her leave the flat. Still though, sort of a result, I think I looked cool for about 15 seconds.
My little bro and absolute grafter @jimothylacoste has finally released a full length album, he's worked his arse off and written and produced everything himself, and Im more than proud. 'Getting remedy' will be remembered as the funkiest shit you've ever heard, check it. Link to it is in my bio. Enjoy your weekends you fuckin animals x
Song of the day: Joe Bataan - I Wish You Love (Pt.1 ) (1972 ) Ty to one of my best friends for showing me this.
Known to say 'Tut... Get out the bloody way' very quietly under his breath when he's already scooted 15 ft away from the group he nearly ran into, but moves at the speed of light when someone shouts 'come back here you bald children's toy riding cunt'
Song of the day: The Streets Ft. Donae'O & Greentea Peng - I wish you loved you as much as you love him.
Song of the day: Kiko Bun - Bad Boy Tenor (2020 ) One of my closest friends just released his new tune and its all abit mad, show some love @kikobun
Better stay out the way when she cracks onto the second bottle of Zifandel, she'll either cry about how pretty she used to look before you were born, or openly talk about wanting to shag Michael Buble and Robbie Williams.
Song of the day: Sade - Is It A Crime (Live, LiveAid 1985 )
Oh you're 'super obsessed' with 90s anime huh? That's cute, well please tell me the name of the character printed on my jizz encrusted body pillow I paid £600 of my mums money for? That's what I thought, poser.
Song of the day: Durand Jones & The Indications - Is It Any Wonder? (2017 )
Beryl... BERYYYYYL.... Have you seen this? St. George's primary has decided to hire a new teacher for the hard of hearing children...guess where she's from... No no, go on, guess.... POLISH! Don't worry, I've already alerted the PTA and the council. THIS. WILL. NOT. STAAAAND.
Song of the day: France Gall - Laisse Tomber Les Filles (1964 )
'Never again mate, honestly. I'm packing it all in for a bit. The booze, the gear, can't take the hangxiety or looking at me bank statement.... My guts are on fire from all them jaegerbombs and all, can't do it anymore.... So, Kings Arms tomorrow yeah, about 5? I'll bell you mate nice one'
Song of the day: Tender Leaf - Countryside Beauty (1982 )
Cost me a few hundred quid but it fuckin showed the 40 people in the stadium, I tell ya that much.
Song of the day: New Order - Thieves Like Us (1987 ) This goes out to my old man, happy fathers day you miserable git.
I did a T shirt with the family at @thehatedskateboards , and I think they turned out sound. I'm donating half of my profit to Charity but I haven't decided what one yet, so send me suggestions!x